Hot Chicks With No Eyebrows: Jessica Simpson

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Jessica Simpson

1 comment:

luvsnobrows said...: Imagine a jealous girlfriend uses witchcraft on Jessica.
Jessica applies a little powder with a face puff - especially around her gorgeous eyebrows - just before a huge and very important public appearance. This triggers the spell: As she opens the door to exit the air conditioned building, the low air pressure causes a draft. The wind (in slow motion) blows all her eyebrows and eyelashes out by the roots. Jessica is unaware of this. A beaming Jessica, with eyelids hairless like a lizard's and brows permanently smooth as glass, waves and blows kisses as her hair too now starts to fall out.
With each step, the applause grows louder. At first her fans are shocked, then they are turned on by Jessica's disappearing hair: The women by jealousy, the men sexually.
Jessica's going to get one helluva face & head massage + shine tonight!; October 31, 2016 at 4:00 PM

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